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Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Thank You For Visiting My Blog

I just want to thank you for visiting my blog. At first, I thought only my friends and family from Hong Kong and California would be interested in my stories. I was surprised to see readers from:

Argentina
Australia
Austria
Bahrain
Belgium
Brazil
Canada
Chile
China
Cyprus
Czech Republic
Denmark
Dominica
Ecuador
Egypt
Ethiopia
Finland
France
Germany
Greece
India
Indonesia
Ireland
Italy
Jamaica
Japan
Kenya
Latvia
Lithuania
Macedonia
Malaysia
Mauritius
Mexico
Morocco
Netherlands
New Zealand
Oman
Pakistan
the Philippines
Portugal
Qatar
Romania
Russia
Saudi Arabia
Seychelles
Singapore
South Africa
South Korea
Spain
Sri Lanka
Sweden
Switzerland
Taiwan
the United Arab Emirates
the United Kingdom
Vietnam

Monday, May 30, 2011

Mr. Robinson (June 25, 2008)

A Safe Landing (June 17, 2008)

A Baby With Two Faces (June 4, 2008) *with video

She could be a goddess: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cPzCj7K7B0

Where's My Baby? (May 28, 2008)

Kobe Can Jump (May 21, 2008) *with video

How high can you jump?  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPNrxI--CLY

Steak With Hair (May 14, 2008)

A Kissing Lion (May 7, 2008) *with video

A lion showing affection is rare indeed: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFnWbh1BR7c

A Really Dumb Robber (Apr 30, 2008)

A Blind Pianist (Apr 23, 2008) *with video

She is truly amazing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7vNNxSxpB4

The World's Biggest Burger (Apr 16, 2008) *with video

There may be a new record now but this monster burger is big:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rY7WSPQans&feature=related

Tripp Hits A Bird (Apr 9, 2008)

A Strong Boy (Apr 2, 2008) *with video

He has a promotional video on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNJCRwRmK08

Walking With A Snake (Mar 12, 2008)

Officer Rivieri Is Not A Dude (Mar 5, 2008) *with video

You don't want to mess with this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GgWrV8TcUc

Poop On Shoes (Feb 27, 2008)

Mr. Yu Needs A Wife (Feb 20, 2008)

Jake The Snake

Tooth In A Sausage

A Christmas Cracker Surprise

A Magical Ring

Donnie is 60 years old.  He owns an antique shop in America.  An antique shop sells things that are very old.  If the object is in good condition, people will buy it.  Donnie likes his work because he meets interesting people every day.  He has been married for 38 years and his wife’s name is Darlene.  Both of them wear their wedding rings all the time.
Last month, Donnie went to work in the morning while Darlene visited her parents.  Donnie was cleaning some valuable old coins when two young men walked in.  Donnie thought it was strange because his customers are usually older men.  The two men were very interested in Donnie’s old coins.  They asked him questions about other things at the shop but at the end, they wanted to know more about the coins.
When Donnie turned around to get some more antique coins, one of the two men took out a gun and pointed it at Donnie’s face.  The man said “Give me all your money!”  Donnie didn’t have a choice so he gave him all the money he had in the store.  He even gave them the antique coins.  It wasn’t enough so the bad guy shot Donnie.  Luckily Donnie put his hand up and the bullet hit his wedding ring.  His ring saved his life! The two men ran away with the money and coins. Donnie lost a lot of money but that doesn’t matter because he was not hurt. 
Donnie is really lucky to be alive.  Darlene thinks that all married men should wear their rings all the time because they have magical powers.  Donnie wants to sell his store now because he doesn’t want to be robbed again.

Marry Me (Jan 2, 2008)

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Mr. Christmas *with video

Andy Park is really a happy guy:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur7lg7Hong8&feature=related

Patrick Has A Big Problem

Michael Was Left Behind

The Future

Robot Kitchen


One of my students told me that Robot Kitchen has closed.

Michael Stadther's Treasure Hunt

Coolest Dad In Hong Kong

Jim Likes Feet

Sharon Marries A Dolphin

Panda And Man Bite Each Other

Troy Jumps Off A Bridge

A Snake On A Plane

Joseph Smashes Son's Computer

Mimi Likes To Dance

A Sleepy Burglar

Sara Rides To School

Monday, May 9, 2011

Thank You For Visiting My Blog

I just want to thank you for visiting my blog. At first, I thought only my friends and family from Hong Kong and California would be interested in my stories. I was surprised to see readers from:

Australia
Bahrain
Belgium
Brazil
Canada
China
Cyprus
Denmark
France
Germany
Greece
India
Indonesia
Ireland
Italy
JamaicaJapan
Kenya
Lithuania
Malaysia
Mauritius
Mexico
Netherlands
Oman
Pakistan
the Philippines
Portugal
Russia
South Korea
Seychelles
Singapore
Spain
Sri Lanka
Saudi Arabia
Sweden
the United Arab Emirates
the United Kingdom

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Shahimi Kisses A Cobra

Anne's Baby Boy

Killing A Cockroach

Bob Is Stuck On The Toilet Seat

Ayattu Has Eleven Wives

Brad Punches A Shark

Food Fight

I Don't Do My Homework

Do You Want To Kiss My Fish?

Christmas Tree On Fire

I Am Superman

Paquita, The Coolest Parrot

Thief Swallows Rings